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The Grinch Flight Attendant Christmas Card


    One dirty diaper

    Two germ filled napkins

    Three broken tray tables

    Four filthy meal trays

    Five filled barf bags

    Six overflowing toilets

    Seven screaming kids

    Eight awaiting wheelchairs

    Nine ear wax filled hot towels

    Ten stinky beer cans

    Eleven ringing call lights

    Twelve dirty looks

    and a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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