Front Side Caption: On the twelve days of Christmas my passenger gave to me......

Back Side Caption:

One dirty diaper

Two germ filled napkins

Three broken tray tables

Four filthy meal trays

Five filled barf bags

Six overflowing toilets

Seven screaming kids

Eight awaiting wheelchairs

Nine ear wax filled hot towels

Ten stinky beer cans

Eleven ringing call lights

Twelve dirty looks

and a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!